http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/-t1.htm Make us laugh with your jokes and make us think with your riddles and puzzles! Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:18:42 GMT 10 http://hitskin.com/themes/12/57/11/i_logo.png http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/-t1.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-jokes-t110.htm BARF GIRL TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:18:42 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-jokes-t110.htm#388 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-jokes-t110.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-vs-student-t109.htm BARF GIRL Teacher vs Student TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-- TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:17:40 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-vs-student-t109.htm#387 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teacher-vs-student-t109.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/again-santa-banta-t108.htm BARF GIRL engagement ring The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? Sure replied Santa What's your phone number? ---------------------------- Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta : 'Yes, I have' Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa : 'Yes, I have.' Banta ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:16:40 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/again-santa-banta-t108.htm#386 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/again-santa-banta-t108.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/once-ahain-sardar-ji-t107.htm BARF GIRL Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed ---------------------------------------- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." --------------------------------------- A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI, JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE, TUSSI GHAR LE ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:15:31 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/once-ahain-sardar-ji-t107.htm#385 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/once-ahain-sardar-ji-t107.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/smile-t106.htm BARF GIRL A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:14:15 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/smile-t106.htm#384 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/smile-t106.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/children-t105.htm BARF GIRL Strange Habits. A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?" Eventually" said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!" --------------------------------- Say the blessing A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:13:06 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/children-t105.htm#383 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/children-t105.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/santa-banta-t104.htm BARF GIRL SANTA and Banta doing what they do best! Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:11:11 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/santa-banta-t104.htm#382 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/santa-banta-t104.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/funny-jokes-t103.htm BARF GIRL Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free. -------------------------- # Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother! ------------------------- # Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives. ------------------------ # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: we need your heads to run our business. ---------------------------- # ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:09:47 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/funny-jokes-t103.htm#381 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/funny-jokes-t103.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/sardarji-jokes-collection-t102.htm BARF GIRL Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha ------------------------------------------------ A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha ---------------------------------------- SARDAR:: ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:08:18 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/sardarji-jokes-collection-t102.htm#380 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/sardarji-jokes-collection-t102.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/two-lovers-plan-to-suicide-t101.htm BARF GIRL
- Boy jumped first.

-girl closed her eyes and return back; saying love is blind.

- boy in air opened his parachute; saying love never dies.]]> Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:01:21 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/two-lovers-plan-to-suicide-t101.htm#379 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/two-lovers-plan-to-suicide-t101.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/mein-bole-raha-hoon-t56.htm BARF GIRL 1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kaun
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya
dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoon ]]> Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:26:24 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/mein-bole-raha-hoon-t56.htm#247 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/mein-bole-raha-hoon-t56.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/husband-wife-t57.htm BARF GIRL Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam
k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k pass]]> Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:33:11 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/husband-wife-t57.htm#249 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/husband-wife-t57.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teen-sardar-t58.htm BARF GIRL 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa ]]> Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:34:55 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teen-sardar-t58.htm#250 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/teen-sardar-t58.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/murgiyaan-aur-musharraf-t59.htm BARF GIRL Musharaf Murgion Say Agar Tum Sab Ney Kal 2,2 Anday Na Diay Tou Sab Ko Kal Lal Masjid Ki Tarah Army Sey Halal Karva Dounga Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 2 Anday Diye Magar Ek Se Usey 1 Anda Mila.. Musharaf: Tum Ne Ek Anda Q Dia? Murg: Janab Yeh B Army Ke Dar Ki Waja Se Dia Hai Waisey Main Murgha Hoon Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:43:47 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/murgiyaan-aur-musharraf-t59.htm#252 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/murgiyaan-aur-musharraf-t59.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/jealousy-heheh-t19.htm unique Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!" Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:22:06 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/jealousy-heheh-t19.htm#122 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/jealousy-heheh-t19.htm http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/a-loving-couple-lolz-t18.htm unique Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. "Bill darling," she breathed. "I've got a confession to make before I go... I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house ... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I'm afraid ... Jokes, Riddles & Puzzles Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:20:40 GMT http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/a-loving-couple-lolz-t18.htm#121 http://friendzpoint.forumotion.net/jokes-riddles-puzzles-f14/a-loving-couple-lolz-t18.htm