Funny Jokes....................

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Funny Jokes....................

Post by BARF GIRL on 17th October 2008, 3:09 pm

Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.
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# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
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# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
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# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.

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# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else
they never will be...
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#THE BEST
ONE:Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and
>> God."
BR- Indian Armed Forces

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This is sure to make u smile:

Ek bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab - tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari - abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lu Kya

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